Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Day 3

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Today is 13th day of April, 2010.

Wow, I’m still the only one reading this blog! But hey, what’s so incredulous about that? This site has only been three days old! What?, you expect people to know about it straight away? Come on, get real, man? And even if somebody did stumble on it, he/she might just throw it a cursory look and then scram as fast as one could.

Unless…, but what if somebody did actually read? Hey, good on you woman, or man. I might just decide to send you a bottle of wine. How about that, for a come-on? Read on…

So, we’re still on the topic of when Don Juan was still a frail boy, huh! Well, let’s temporarily fast forward 40 years. Wow, it’s the year 2010! What an incredible travel into the future. This is the time when gay did not mean “gay” anymore, as in “happy, and gay”! And when the word “fuck” is so common it might as well have meant "hello", where back then, it was still only (probably) much common in Shakespearean circles. But then again, what the “fuck” do I know? I was still just a country boy at the time, not even half-a-man yet. But anyway, so much about being gay and being fucked.

Yes, so we’re back into the future.

Now, this is incredible, and you’ve got to believe! How that frail of a boy, who was not so much as a speck of a dust in the farm he was born from, is now the Don Juan who’s story you are now reading about! Man, that’s incredulous!

That boy now has a bachelor’s degree, has a master’s degree, earns 6-figure salary package (the lower figures of the 6 figures), has worked and provided solutions to problems for over 40 companies in different parts of the globe, has travelled some parts of Asia, America and Europe, and had relationships with over 40 women. And yes, Don Juan is very particular about giving a woman her orgasms, multiple orgasms, and many times during the day and night.

And yet, Don Juan is such a timid of a man, and so ironically towards women, especially towards beautiful women. Let’s get into that business starting tomorrow.

In the meantime, please le me remind you of one truism I've stumbled upon on the internet, which may have made such a huge impact in Don Juan's life:

“Quando dio, ole castigarci ci manda, quello che desideriamo.”
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.


Ciao for now, and hope to see you again tomorrow.

At your service,
Don Juan of Alaya

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